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José Luis Sandoval Rodríguez, nicknamed Borrego, is a Mexican professional baseball coach and former shortstop. He is currently the first base coach for the Diablos Rojos del México of the Mexican League. As a player, Sandoval spent 23 seasons in the Mexican League, 22 of them with the Diablos Rojos del México winning the league championship in 1994, 1999, 2002, 2003 and 2008.
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