{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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